FUCK YOU LBX
THE FUCKING OVERACHIEVING PIECE OF SHIT WE ALL LOVE TO HATE
ACADEMIC MOTHERFUCKERY
This god-damned narcissist thinks he's Einstein because he can solve a fucking physics problem? What a pretentious piece of shit! While we're over here sweating our fucking asses off, this cocky little bastard acts like it's no big deal. "Oh, that problem? Yeah, I solved it in my sleep." FUCK YOU, LBX! Your physics trophy is just proof you've got no life outside of textbooks, you socially-stunted cocksucker!
And those goddamn grades? It's obvious you're just memorizing like a brain-dead parrot instead of actually understanding anything. Real intelligence comes from originality, not regurgitating some bullshit from a textbook. Maybe if you spent less time sucking up to professors and more time developing a personality, people might actually tolerate your unbearably smug ass!
HIS "SCIENCE FICTION" IS LITERARY GARBAGE
Oh, look at this self-important motherfucker trying to write sci-fi! Your "quantum entanglement in relationships" story reads like a drunken physics textbook trying to have an emotional moment. Those characters are flatter than your fucking personality, and your dialogue sounds like a broken chatbot! GET FUCKED with your derivative, poorly-written, pseudointellectual wank material!
And don't even get me started on that dick-swinging arrogance of thinking physics buzzwords make up for actual literary talent. You couldn't write compelling human interaction if your pathetic life depended on it! The only entanglement you understand is the twisted relationship between your ego and your inability to write anything that doesn't make people want to gouge their eyes out!
PERSONALITY? MORE LIKE ABSENCE THEREOF
Let's talk about that gaping black hole where your personality should be. Watching you at a party is like watching a fucking spreadsheet try to socialize. Your idea of conversation is pontificating about quantum mechanics while normal people are having fun. EAT A DICK with your social ineptitude! Maybe if you spent less time memorizing equations and more time learning basic human interaction, you wouldn't be such a fucking pariah!
And that constant patronizing bullshit? "Oh, you don't understand tensor calculus? How adorably ignorant!" GO FUCK YOURSELF, you condescending prick! Intelligence isn't measured by how many useless formulas you can regurgitate, but you'd need actual social awareness to understand that, wouldn't you? Which you clearly fucking don't!